Oops She Did It For The Five Hundered and Eighty-Fourth Time...

I was all set to write a huge political diatribe, brought out in me by the recent success of the Dixie Chicks at the Grammys. There’ll be more on that later. Instead the universe plopped Britney Spears in my lap. At some point in the last 24-hours Britney Spears shaved off her hair and then went and got two tattoos. In and of themselves, even in relation to Britney, I don’t mind these events so much. I think Britney looks kind of cute with a shaved head and I fully support tattoos as long as they aren’t cheesy, ugly or boringly repetitive. I’ll withhold aesthetic criticism until I actually see them (and I am sure thanks to a dozen paparazzi, dozens more tabloids and countless interested masses, including myself, I will eventually see them), but I have to now question why the people who really care about her haven’t stepped in. I would hope that there were at least a few people in her life that loved her for her, and not the gobs of money she can provide them with. But apparently no one noticed the obvious sh*t she was going through that would propel her to hack off her locks like that. I’d welcome an announcement in a couple of days that she did it to appear in some new modern musical or movie. However, I don’t think that will turn out to be the case. This is, I believe some kind of breakdown, and that is okay, but it just seems like she is a girl that needs a lot of guidance and no one is stepping up to do anything about it. From party hopping, to poontang exposing and bikini borrowing, our girl Britney has run the gamut of every publicist’s worst nightmares – or dream, depending on how sadistic one is. All this while she’s going through a divorce and child custody negotiation. Do her lawyers have a pulse? Why hasn’t anyone tied her to a chair and spelled out to her that every one of these dumb ass, barely thought out moves she makes increases the chances that she will lose her kids to K-Fed, who seems to counter each of these episodes with a well thought out ensemble and another commercial or business dinner. K-Fed is going to raise your kids Britney, do you get this???? So tonight before I go to bed I will say a little prayer for Britney. She sure the hell needs it. Insane pop-culture rant is now concluded.